I Hate The Things I Love

New York City Bans 32 Oz. sodas, ‘cause won’t somebody think of the children?

Golden Age Green Lantern can’t be gay, ‘cause won’t somebody think of the children?

This one high-schooler can’t go to the prom with a porn star, ‘cause won’t somebody think of the children?

(Catching up on the Daily Show and Tumblr simultaneously.)